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List of famous Funny Car quotes, sayings, and comments about things
that make us laugh, auto jokes and comical things relating to cars.
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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to
places quicker than I do?
Jeremy
Clarkson Quotes list of Funny,
Speed,
Quick,
Poor
& Bus
Quotes
Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don’t feature
enough affordable cars on the show.. so we’ll kick off tonight
with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!
Jeremy
Clarkson Quotes list of Funny,
Cheap,
Cars,
Complaints,
Top
Gear & Ferrari
Quotes
I’m sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving
it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping
on the couch.
Jeremy
Clarkson Quotes list of Funny,
Driving,
DB9
& Aston
Martin Quotes
Whenever I'm suffering from Insomnia, I just look at a picture
of a Toyota Camry and I'm straight off.
Jeremy
Clarkson Quotes list of Funny,
Insomnia,
Sleep,
Camry
& Toyota
Quotes
Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary..
that's what gets you.
Jeremy
Clarkson Quotes list of Funny,
Speed,
Killed
& Car
Accident Quotes
I read in the papers how much I'm earning and fall about laughing
because I'm sure it's not that much, otherwise I'd have an enormous
boat.
Jeremy
Clarkson Quotes list of Money,
Newspapers,
Wages,
Boats,
Laughing
& Funny
Quotes
The funny thing is that restomodding is not new, it's just that
now there's a catchy name for the technique.
Jay
Leno Quotes list of Funny,
Old
Cars, Restomod
& New
Quotes
Scientists in Australia are working on making biodegradable car
parts out of hemp. This might get confusing. When someone says,
roll up the window, they might mean, roll up the window.
Jay
Leno Quotes list of Car
Parts, Australian,
Science,
Biodegradable,
Funny
& Window
Quotes
With hybrids and other new technology, the automobile has changed
more from 1986 until now than it did from 1900 to 1986. It’s
funny when kids come over to my garage and I take out a box of
Weber carburetor needles and they go, “What’s that?”
Then they take out a laptop and plug it in, and they’re actually
tuning the fuel-injection system and ignition.
Jay
Leno Quotes list of Car
Parts, Automobiles,
Hybrid,
Technology,
Funny,
Garage,
Tuning,
Ignition,
Fuel
Injection & Carburetor
Quotes
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one
can be the designated driver.
Jay
Leno Quotes list of Funny,
Driving,
Designated
Driver, Drunk
Driving & Politician
Quotes
You win a race, the next race it's a question mark. Are you still
the best or not? That's what is funny. But that's what is interesting.
And that's what is challenging. You have to prove yourself every
time.
Michael
Schumacher Quotes list of Funny,
Sport,
Win,
Competition,
Best,
Racing
& Challenging
Quotes
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